I must not lose my temper, I must not lose my temper, I must not lose my temper. This is my mantra for the rest of the year even though I am a fat bloater at the moment and if that isn't enough to make you throw a strop than I don't know what is!
I have a sneaky feeling that come Monday when I know Julie is flying off to Turkey, I will be just like Kevin the Teenager stomping up and down the corridor at work... Ooo I feel sorry for those girlies for the next fortnight until she comes home.
I brought a diet mag on the way home from work, but I don't think reading the articles while eating an ice cream is really showing commitment some how. But I'll wait till payday and then throw myself into it and lose my articulated lorry size spare tyre. I really have to do something asap as I'm getting more and more like my mother's body shape every year, which is fine if you are her age, but she's nearly 93 god damn it!
I don't even think Gok Wan's scaffolding BIG pants will keep this wobble under control. Lord what happens if I am pregnant. The last time I had sex was November which is.. 6, 7 ,8.. 9 months ago! Oh hell this could all be very, very wrong! Maybe I should buy a tester kit tomorrow and a pair of concrete shoes????
Lots of love Debbie x
About Me
- Me...Debbie Burden... or known as Burders
- I'll be 55 this August... I've had bronchiectasis for ten years plus this year... End stage lung disease for the past year...been on oxygen for three years... and have I got used to it yet?... nah! I am now waiting for the biggie; a double lung and maybe a heart transplant. I love my life weirdly enough, because I have some wonderful family and friends who are with me every step of the way on my adventures, even though I embarrass them on a daily basis with my unorthodox way of looking at life. Not for the faint hearted!
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