Truffles and kangaroos

Just watching Jamie Oliver truffle hunting on his lovely programme and getting helpful hints. Julie says if I'm on the transplant list for ages and they have to shove a pig's heart in me, she'll take me truffling at Christmas and make a fortune! My 'Cor blimey' cockney best friend can always see a plan to make a quick buck, I think she must be related to Del Trotter!

I've decided that another way of making a quick buck is to ebay and sell all my posh frocks with low necklines, as once I've had the op I'm going to have an impressive scar there and don't want to put people off their meals. Plus I'm a fat git and they are mega tight across the tummy at the moment!

Had my physio today by the lovely Sadie. She came bursting up my path in shorts and her hair in bunches. She's got a golden brown tan and looks like she should be riding a kangaroo instead of a four wheel drive. I on the other hand had my winter coat on and woolly socks! I really feel like someone has removed batteries from me as I am so tired and bloody cold all the time. I guess 10 days of being waited on hand and foot by the girls and now having look after myself again has had an effect.
Had to cancel going to Brighton to see Jenni unfortunately today as I just know with how I feel at the moment that I'd have to have time off to get over them weekend with Jean and Jenni. I feel crap letting them down, ut as they say we can meet up another time and hopefully she is coming down soon to Essex.

Lots of love Debbie x