How come that although I have given up chocolate for what seems a life time... ok I know it's only 29 days and two set backs. One of which I blame the very exciting 'Who killed Archie Mitchell' Eastenders episode and the second was in the cinema eating Ben and Jerry's banana icecream and it was dark so I didn't see the chocolate chips, that's my story and I'm sticking to it... Anyway I was saying, how come I have given up my staple diet and I still has a HUGE belly?!
I have now felt queasy for three whole days, have been off my food and still by nightfall my tummy fills my jimmyjams to bursting point.
Perhaps it wasn't a police helicopter the other night hoovering above my bungalow, but ET's big brother popped down from a quickie, had his wicked way with me while I was sleeping and I'm now carrying his 'lovechild' or 'lovealien.' Although some of the blokes I've seen since my divorce, quite a few of them have been aliens! Be about right though, first bit of action for months and I was asleep.
I wonder whether it's the fact that Spring is here and our bodies are in shock after the freezing conditions we've had this year. Not freezing enough to kill off all the germs though, as our office is rife with nasties.
Still I'm sure when I give birth to Zondo I'll be down to a size 12... oh happy days.
Lots of love Debbie x
About Me
- Me...Debbie Burden... or known as Burders
- I'll be 55 this August... I've had bronchiectasis for ten years plus this year... End stage lung disease for the past year...been on oxygen for three years... and have I got used to it yet?... nah! I am now waiting for the biggie; a double lung and maybe a heart transplant. I love my life weirdly enough, because I have some wonderful family and friends who are with me every step of the way on my adventures, even though I embarrass them on a daily basis with my unorthodox way of looking at life. Not for the faint hearted!
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