Another cold day both outside and inside the office.
Had my mammogram today... third one in as many years, so if not careful I'll be able to roll my breasts up like spaniels ears and shove them in my bra!
Mind you today was very quick and efficient, just a shame I wasn't... Whenever someone tells me to hold my breath, I always panic and end up coughing. I'd never be any use to anyone on a stake out. I of course coughed while my right breast had been squashed so much it looked like the thickness of a scone before it's being cooked!
I don't know if you've ever noticed, but when you cough you jerk back instinctly. Try doing that when your breast is held in a vice like grip in an x-ray machine. I of course swore a very rude word, that made me cough even more, so she had to release my handful of breast from it's half nelson grip, until after several gulps of water later I had my coughing fit under control.
I don't think she was very impressed with me, but I on the other hand was very impressed that I had to hold the other breast out the way when the squished one was being x-rayed. I was however less impressed when she pushed my stomach down and out the way too, but I'm sure that was retaliation for me cocking up her x-ray.
Just have to wait two weeks now.
Lots of love Debbie x
About Me
- Me...Debbie Burden... or known as Burders
- I'll be 55 this August... I've had bronchiectasis for ten years plus this year... End stage lung disease for the past year...been on oxygen for three years... and have I got used to it yet?... nah! I am now waiting for the biggie; a double lung and maybe a heart transplant. I love my life weirdly enough, because I have some wonderful family and friends who are with me every step of the way on my adventures, even though I embarrass them on a daily basis with my unorthodox way of looking at life. Not for the faint hearted!
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