Mad dog and Englishmen

Ooo Er Mrs, I feel like a wet rag on a weekend. Blimey O'Reilly it is so hot out there and I also think the heat is affecting my brain, as I appear to have lost my marbles through the high temperatures, as I'm now talking like a character from a 'Carry on' film!

I had breakfast outside and read for a while, before admitting defeat and coming in from the midday sun. I don't want to be a mad dog or an Englishman.
Oddly enough though, my clothes still weren't completely dry when I got off the washing line. Maybe it was so hot today that even they were sweating out there in my back garden.
It is one of those days where you shower and sweat some more from just trying to dry yourself and where your hair gets so wet at the nape of your neck from sweating, that you get neck ache from driving with your window open.
Or maybe I have confirmed what I always knew that I am not a lady, because ladies don't sweat, they glow... me, I glow alright, but like Sizewell B on a nuclear melt down.

I have taken it very easy all day as just walking to the car in this heat is a killer and the thought of having to cut my nephew's hair made me want to vomit, but one good deed a day might have the gods smiling on me when it comes to dishing out the donor spare parts.
I'm afraid my mother bombed out when she kept dropping hints about me watering her back garden. It will be your turn tomorrow mother.
I only have the energy to do mine tonight, especially the lovely rose bush that Reni brought me for Easter. Bless her, it's called 'Mamma Mia'.

I took myself off with the girls to watch the remake of 'Arthur' with Russell Brand. It's lovely sitting in the fierce air con inside the cinema, I even had to put my shawl round me as I was getting too cold in there.
Only problem was the film was really funny and unfortunately every time I laughed, I then started coughing so I missed some of the jokes or had to stop myself from laughing when I really wanted to do a huge belly laugh.
The ice cream made my chest quite bubbly, so they were quite gross gurgling, coughing noises that I was making I'm afraid, so glad that it wasn't a full house in there.
The joys of having a lung disease.

My 'Chillow' has arrived today, so hopefully with my 'Coolsleeper' mattress and my new pillow, I shall freeze tonight in bed... bliss!
Unfortunately my door bell since I changed the batteries today, keeps going off randomly. I bet I go off to sleep like a charm only to be woken by nobody at the door... time to remove the batteries I feel, as another bad night and I could possibly be done for man slaughter.

Lots of love Debbie x