Stop the world I want to get off!
If ever I say 'lets have a party at mine' again, please hit me over my head with a rather large mallet until I come to my senses.
Dear god, I have not stopped all day... ok I am a bit like a snail on a go slow at the moment, but it has been full on all day... ok the shopping excursion probably didn't help, but hey I am the proud owner of a 'Jamie Oliver' garlic press and a frying pan that you can shove in the oven as long as it's not over 180 something or other, which actually I have been looking a rather long time for... ok maybe I shouldn't have had lunch out either... but hey I did have to go into Chelmsford to pick up my drugs anyway, so shoot me!
I now have posh sausage rolls, that I didn't realise that you were suppose to crush the fennel seeds before adding and they did take a lot longer than Jamie's 30 mins to cook and enough smoked mackerel to sink a battle ship. In fact it smells like the ocean in my kitchen now anyway and looks like a bomb has hit it.
I also now remember why paper chains went out of fashion after sticking enough together to go around my garden at least ten times... ok maybe ten feet instead. The first few were very 'ah memory lane' but after three packs of three in each, the remembering why those garish tin foil decorations soon took over.
Later the gardeners lawn mower blew up, so luckily my ex was in a good mood and came and cut my grass at very short notice.
I am going to have to eat one of Barbara's cup cakes which keep winking at me every time I open the fridge door... sorry Barbara.
Neither of the two colossal zits on my chin have disappeared and my eyes look very slitty thanks to being dry and sore. My hair thanks to this hospital body and hair wash that I have to use daily looks... well shit actually...Damn I'm good looking! Please God let me wear mascara tomorrow??????
Julie and Derek are coming round at the crack of dawn to put up the gazebos etc. will I be up? Mmm let me think... not on your nelly!
If William and Kate get divorced after all this effect, I will sue lets be very clear on that, but I have had a rather large brandy now so I'm ready to sue anyone!
Lots of love Debbie x
About Me
- Me...Debbie Burden... or known as Burders
- I'll be 55 this August... I've had bronchiectasis for ten years plus this year... End stage lung disease for the past year...been on oxygen for three years... and have I got used to it yet?... nah! I am now waiting for the biggie; a double lung and maybe a heart transplant. I love my life weirdly enough, because I have some wonderful family and friends who are with me every step of the way on my adventures, even though I embarrass them on a daily basis with my unorthodox way of looking at life. Not for the faint hearted!
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