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I'll be 55 this August... I've had bronchiectasis for ten years plus this year... End stage lung disease for the past year...been on oxygen for three years... and have I got used to it yet?... nah! I am now waiting for the biggie; a double lung and maybe a heart transplant. I love my life weirdly enough, because I have some wonderful family and friends who are with me every step of the way on my adventures, even though I embarrass them on a daily basis with my unorthodox way of looking at life. Not for the faint hearted!

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Bumholes...

Had a good nights sleep and not feeling as naff, though stomach is still causing a few problems. One problem now is where my bum is sore from the past effects of the Augmentin. Putting it mildly my piles. I am now worrying that if I bend over and pass wind, that I could have someone's eye out with the anusol bullet. I am walking around with my bottoms cheeks so tight that I look like... well... like someone trying to keep something rammed up their bum!
How do prisoners manage to smuggle in a mobile phone, charger and plug for god's sake????

Feel like I should be doing something for the wedding and at the moment I haven't the energy and I'm not liking this state at all. If I'm not rushing around and getting in a lather, but feeling in control, then I'm not happy. As everyone knows... I am a control freak, shame I can't control my bum without having a silly look on my face!
Had everyone saying not to go to work tomorrow which I really do agree with, but I don't want people to think I'm not going in because of the wedding. Bloody hell. I've more of a conscience that I thought and I am really ill... duh so keep off work Deborah. You may have realised there is an inner battle going on here, I have finally cracked!

So apart from going mad and having trouble with my bum, there's nothing more to report!

Lots of love Debbie x

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